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Stade Brestois

This week's cards

• 📞 Wrong Number

  Joris Chotard — The misplaced-pass page is getting crowded.

  Joris Chotard: 12 Inaccurate passes; 35 Pass attempts; %66 Pass accuracy. Sent passes to the wrong address.

• ⛏️ The Butcher

  Ludovic Ajorque — Went straight for the shins. The referee got arm cramp booking him.

  Ludovic Ajorque: 5 Fouls committed; 9 Duels lost; 1 Tackles. Highest foul count of the week.

• 🚌 Park the Bus FC

  Stade Brestois — The team bus pulled into the defensive stop.

  Stade Brestois: %33 Possession; 39 Clearances; 4 Saves. Defended the goal with little possession.

• 🐦 Early Bird

  Mama Baldé — Changed the scoreboard before the grass had warmed up.

  Mama Baldé: 1 Goals before minute 10; 1 Goals; 45 min Minutes played. Didn't wait for the match to settle.

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