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This week's cards

• 🎯 Header Hunter

  Noah Jean Holm — Didn't use his feet; used his head.

  Noah Jean Holm: 2 Headed goals; 3 Goals; 90 min Minutes played. Rattled the net from the air.

• 🎯 Corner Sniper

  Noah Jean Holm — Didn't beat the keeper, beat the corner.

  Noah Jean Holm: +1.09 xGOT minus xG; 3 Goals; 1.26 Expected goals (xG). Placed his shots where no keeper could reach.

• 🌪️ Laws of Physics

  Noah Jean Holm — Scored the goal that shouldn't exist; the odds went for a tea break.

  Noah Jean Holm: 1 Unexpected goals; 3 Goals; 90 min Minutes played. Ignored the laws of physics.

• ⏱️ Last-Gasp Assassin

  Noah Jean Holm — Struck with minutes left on the clock.

  Noah Jean Holm: 1 Goals after minute 80; 3 Goals; 90 min Minutes played. Ended it after the 80th minute.

• 🪄 The Magician

  Noah Jean Holm — Few chances, plenty of goals; the xG sheet is still checking its sums.

  Noah Jean Holm: 3 Goals; 1.26 Expected goals (xG); 6 Shots. Pulled goals out of a hat.

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