🥷 Pocket Picker
Salih Özcan (Beşiktaş JK) — Collected the ball before the attack could settle in.
Salih Özcan: 10 Tackles + interceptions; 15 Recoveries; 10 Duels won. Collected the opposition attack before it could settle.
Süper Lig: this week's cards
Every Süper Lig round gets praise and roast cards built from real match numbers: distance run, expected goals, saves, tackles and more. Here are the latest ones; open the app to vote, share and open card packs.
🧱 The Brick Wall
Emir Ortakaya (Kocaelispor) — Granite in defence. Attackers bounced right off him.
Emir Ortakaya: 9 Clearances; 0 Blocks; 10 Aerial duels won. The guard did not change at the edge of the box.
🧤 Safe Hands
André Onana (Trabzonspor) — Locked the gates shut. Made world-class saves look routine.
André Onana: 7 Saves; 0 Goals conceded; 1.35 Goals prevented (model). The goal was airtight this week.
🧈 Butterfingers
Okan Kocuk (Samsunspor) — Every shot on target went in. Left his hands in the dressing room.
Okan Kocuk: 4 Goals conceded; 5 Saves; -0.93 Goals prevented (model). Saw a lot of goals this week.
🩺 The Box Surgeon
Adem Arous (Kasımpaşa) — Took the expectation chart straight to the goals column.
Adem Arous: 2 Goals; 0.39 Expected goals (xG); 2/3 On target / attempts. Beat the expectation chart with clinical finishing.
🚀 Launch Pad Intern
Victor Osimhen (Galatasaray) — Some of those shots filed a flight plan.
Victor Osimhen: 3 Shots off target; 7 Shots; 0.51 Expected goals (xG). Some of those shots reached orbit.
🧵 Chance Tailor
Jesurun Rak-Sakyi (Kasımpaşa) — Picked the seams of the defence with a pass.
Jesurun Rak-Sakyi: 5 Chances created; 0.4 Expected assists (xA); 1 Assists. Stitched the passing lane like fine fabric.
📦 Long-Haul Delivery
Alexandru Maxim (Gaziantep FK) — Long passes come with a tracking number.
Alexandru Maxim: 8/9 Accurate long balls; 27 Accurate passes; 6.9 Rating. Dropped long balls right at the address.
✂️ Cross Tailor
Kerem Demirbay (Kasımpaşa) — Those crosses came off the cutting table.
Kerem Demirbay: 4/9 Accurate crosses; 3 Chances created; 1 Assists. Cut the crosses like cloth.
📡 Satellite Service
Aleksey Batrakov (Galatasaray) — The cross went to a frequency instead of an address.
Aleksey Batrakov: 6 Inaccurate crosses; 7 Cross attempts; 0 Assists. Sent crosses to the wrong frequency.
📞 Wrong Number
Taha Altıkardeş (Göztepe) — The misplaced-pass page is getting crowded.
Taha Altıkardeş: 15 Inaccurate passes; 38 Pass attempts; %61 Pass accuracy. Sent passes to the wrong address.
🥔 Spud of the Week
Yalçın Kayan (Samsunspor) — Playing in wellies. Every touch was an accident waiting to happen.
Yalçın Kayan: 3 Dispossessed; 6 Inaccurate passes; 5.8 Rating. Plenty of touches, plenty of turnovers.
⛏️ The Butcher
Samuel Ballet (Amed Sportif Faaliyetler) — Went straight for the shins. The referee got arm cramp booking him.
Samuel Ballet: 9 Fouls committed; 16 Duels lost; 1 Tackles. Highest foul count of the week.
⚡ The Dynamo
Fabio Miretti (Beşiktaş JK) — The action counter looked plugged into the mains.
Fabio Miretti: 10.2 km Distance covered; 7 Number of sprints; 6 Recoveries. Powered the midfield alone.